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Snake - uhr
Snake - I hate this suit
Colonel - Hey wass'up Snake?
Snake - Can i take off this suit?
Colonel - Yeah, whatever but is pretty fucking cool
Mei - Hello Solid Snake
Snake - OMG Hotness i wanna bang you!
mei - Oooh i dont believe im getting hit on by the famous solid snake!
Snake - Ok Shut up
Liquid - I'm going to get to this hind now
Colonel - Hey Snake Check it, go sneak that shit
Snake - OK
Soldier - Whose footprints are these?
Player - WTF I didn't expect that!
Player - Fuck!!
Colonel - Snake, yo snake, snaaaaake!
Player - Shut da fuck up
Colonel - Sorry G i thought that Snake was dead
Snake - I didn't break a sweat
Snake - Shit i killed a dog by sweating.
Miller - Hello Snake, it's been a while, do you remeber me?
Snake - Liquid?
Miller - No this is MacDonald Miller, your old buddy
Snake - who? are you from Snakes Revenge?
Miller - No Snake, don't you remember...
Snake - Why is the helicopter in the background?
Miller - it's my stomache, i'm hungry
Snake - Hungry for worms?
Miller - No hungry for words!
HAHAHAHA!!
Snake - Shut up
Snake - SHUT UP FOR CHRISTS SAKE, I KNOW HOW TO CLIMB A LADDER !! Jesus ou my ear
j - sorry bro...
Snake - Thanks, Jesus.
j - It's coo...
Snake - Wow awesome
Snake - hey you taking a dump?
Donald - hell yeah
Snake - So, tell me about metal gear
Donald - You knew?
Snake - The Game Is Fucking Called Metal Gear Solid!!!!!
Donald - Yeah o yeah...yeag mmm yeah mm m mmm yeah. They make a new metal gear, and stuff, and i talked, I gave them the password. Yeah...oh yeah. you know when you got diarrhea, but it doesnt hurt when it comes out....its so satisfying man....
Snake - Gross...
Snake - Yeah, the DARPA chief died of heart...and i dont know happened metal gear...whatever, Meryl is hot
Colonel - She my niece
Snake - She's still hot asshole
Meryl - get out you loser
Snake - Shut up hotness, the safety is on
Snake - You have rookie eyes
Meryl - They're transplants!
Snake - Shut up Bitch
Snake - stop fucking calling
meryl - is that your
Snake - it's your uncle
Meryl - Oh he's a fag
Snake - don't you stand there, shoot
Meryl - You fucking ate my gun
Snake - oh
Snake - we got to go
Meryl - I go on ahead, look at my ass
Snake - OK, cool
Mantis - I'm going to be a boss
Snake - i'm halucinating?
Mantis - You like men
Snake - you can see into my mind?
Mantis - no
Snake - fuck
Soldier - what was that noise?
Ocelot - This gun is the best gun ever
Snake - Oh
Ninja - Cool. This might come in handy for a stupid plot device in the sequel
Ocelot - what the hell, we even fight yet
Snake - Another heart attack, what the hell is going on?
Colonel - Ya B, dat looks like a bullet wound da'me
Snake - Now to find, wait what am i looking for?
Snake - Colonel how i can contact meryl?
Snake - Oh whoops
Snake - Nevermind you'r too hot
Player1 - yeah i don know fuck to do
Player2 - you have to look to the back of the CD case for meryl codec number
Player1 - Oh, how the fuck should I figured that out?
Player2 - Colonel tells you
Player1 - O whoops
Player2 - What?
Player1 - I killed him...